Quote Originally Posted by WhoIsYou View Post
Riddle, you'll know it if you read the Hobbit, or if you google it.

Thirty white horses on a red hill, first the clamp, then they stamp, then they stand still. What are they?
These are your teeth. The "red hill" is your gums. The "thirty white horses" are your teeth, as each of us have 30 teeth (actually 32, barring any adult tooth loss). The actions described (stamping, for example) illustrate things you do with your teeth, in this case chewing.

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i think jokes would be better lol