Random Jokes i Know

[Scruffy120]

your mom's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter, and waited for gum balls to fall out.
your mom's so stupid she put the TV dinner in the VCR.
your mom's so stupid she tripped on a wireless telephone.
your mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
and my personal favorite:
your mom's so fat when she saw the school bus go by your house, she ran out and chased it cuz she thought it was a twinky.

.....dont remember where i heard them all but mostly my friends xD

[CaNANDian]

Yo momma's so fat that she's on both sides of the family

[Slimjim0617]

yo mommas so ugly, she could trick or treat over the telephone.
yo mommas so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.

[SGT_PiTBULL]

Your mom is so dirty her @ss looks like 2 pigs fighting over a piece of chocolate.

[Scruffy120]

Your mom is so dirty her @ss looks like 2 pigs fighting over a piece of chocolate.

LMFAO....i nearly cryed....

[Blaze_Fire]

Yo momma's so fat that she's on both sides of the family

My fav =]

[xWhite_Shadowx]

your mom's so fat, i went whale watching and we pulled up at her house

[WhoIsYou]

Your mom so fat we're living on her

[SGT_PiTBULL]

Your mom is so fat, she needs wheels on her @ss to move around.

[WhoIsYou]

You're so ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.