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    Default Random Jokes i Know

    Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in safeway, and starved to death

    Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in mattress world, and slept on the floor.

    Your mom is so fat, she sat on the rainbow, and skittles came out.

    Your baker is so fat, he masturbates to cookbooks.

    Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
    Last edited by xXDarkFlamezXx; 10-30-2008 at 11:05 PM.


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    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:47 PM): i been wackin off since i was 5
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:48 PM): no joke
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:50 PM): lol
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:52 PM): cool
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:53 PM): wait
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:54 PM): lol
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    Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
    That made my day

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    BURN!!! god i cant belive your mom does all of those things :P

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    i cant believe u know how to go on comedy central for jokes


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    actually, i just heard these from frends...


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    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:47 PM): i been wackin off since i was 5
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:48 PM): no joke
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:50 PM): lol
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:52 PM): cool
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:53 PM): wait
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:54 PM): lol
    ~χχԃΔЃЌϝΙΔΜΈζχχ~

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    noo.... It cant be true dark... tell me these are your jokes... Lol. JKJK ;)

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    Your mom is so fat I can see her from Canada >_<

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    Your mom is so stupid she climed over a window to see wats on the other side... XD

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    your mum is soo fat when she steped on the scale it said "to be continued...."

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    your mom is so fat, she has to take a shit in the ocean


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    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:47 PM): i been wackin off since i was 5
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:48 PM): no joke
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:50 PM): lol
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:52 PM): cool
    xXDarkFlamezXx (2:57:53 PM): wait
    O106TWiST3D901O (2:57:54 PM): lol
    ~χχԃΔЃЌϝΙΔΜΈζχχ~

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