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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home :G
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03-20-2009 #1
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the funniest blonde jokes(no offense if ur 1)
thx kev
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03-23-2009 #2
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Lmao, nice ones.
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03-23-2009 #3
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lol i like this jokes...
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04-03-2009 #4
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XD lol wth dude those nvr happn but thy r funny lol
[20-04, 16:09] Scruffy120: well, sb wants nudes of me
[11-04, 22:29] Tacticalmobius: if smexy leaves i'll cry a bit love u smexy
[03-04, 06:02] SmExY_AsHLeY: =o
[03-04, 06:01] Tacticalmobius: congrats u just hit the top of the list on best looking gamer girls
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07-09-2009 #5
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LMFAO 2 funny
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07-09-2009 #6
GFX MASTER! BOW DOWN
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stop bumping old threads
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07-10-2009 #7
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Haha nice bump...
Funny jokes though...
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07-10-2009 #8
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Lol Ok this was funny
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