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Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in safeway, and starved to death
Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in mattress world, and slept on the floor.
Your mom is so fat, she sat on the rainbow, and skittles came out.
Your baker is so fat, he masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
That made my day :)Quote:
Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
BURN!!! god i cant belive your mom does all of those things :P
i cant believe u know how to go on comedy central for jokes
actually, i just heard these from frends...
noo.... It cant be true dark... tell me these are your jokes... Lol. JKJK ;)
Your mom is so fat I can see her from Canada >_<
Your mom is so stupid she climed over a window to see wats on the other side... XD
your mum is soo fat when she steped on the scale it said "to be continued...."
your mom is so fat, she has to take a shit in the ocean
your mom's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter, and waited for gum balls to fall out.
your mom's so stupid she put the TV dinner in the VCR.
your mom's so stupid she tripped on a wireless telephone.
your mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
and my personal favorite:
your mom's so fat when she saw the school bus go by your house, she ran out and chased it cuz she thought it was a twinky.
.....dont remember where i heard them all but mostly my friends xD
Yo momma's so fat that she's on both sides of the family :o
yo mommas so ugly, she could trick or treat over the telephone.
yo mommas so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Your mom is so dirty her @ss looks like 2 pigs fighting over a piece of chocolate.
LMFAO....i nearly cryed....Quote:
Originally Posted by SGT_PiTBULL
My fav =]Quote:
Originally Posted by KiLL3R
your mom's so fat, i went whale watching and we pulled up at her house
Your mom so fat we're living on her
Your mom is so fat, she needs wheels on her @ss to move around.
You're so ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Your momma is so fat she tripped and started to roll and made WhoIsYou cross the street in Canada.
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I was gonna make a joke saying "Why did who is you cross the road?" "Because your momma tripped and rolled down the hill"
But i went with that since all u are talking about your momma jokes.
Your momma jokes are insulting. If people take offense to the joke it's insulting them.
Edit: WhoIsYou, go ahead and infract me. :(
Edit: I support Canada! http://www.codinghs.com/forums/group.php?groupid=8
Your momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.
^ stolen from "meet the spartans"
Yeah I know. I forgot to add that yesterday when I posted it. It's still pretty funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by J3LL0
your mom's so fat, she fell of a ship and a boat docked on her and said "I claim zis island in ze name of France!"
yo momma is like a bag of chips free to lay