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A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
ANSWER :
She falls back into apartment
She falls back into apartment...
Riddle, you'll know it if you read the Hobbit, or if you google it.
Thirty white horses on a red hill, first the clamp, then they stamp, then they stand still. What are they?
These are your teeth. The "red hill" is your gums. The "thirty white horses" are your teeth, as each of us have 30 teeth (actually 32, barring any adult tooth loss). The actions described (stamping, for example) illustrate things you do with your teeth, in this case chewing.Quote:
Originally Posted by WhoIsYou
http://tinyurl.com/yf3kjvu
choose the first result lol
i think jokes would be better lol
You didn't need to send me the link -_-
I knew the answer, read it in a book like 9000 years ago.
I got one...
And Indian and a Cowboy walk up to a bridge over looking the river. After several minutes of admiring the beauty of nature, The cowboy says "I reckon I have to piss" So the cowboy whips out his dick and starts pissing. Reluctantly the Indian does the same. Then the cowboy says to the indian "The waters cold" then Indian then replies " It's deep to".
What are they talking about
I has 34 teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad00boy
A Man and a boy are walking in a dark woods. The boy says "Wow, It's really dark in here." The man says back to him, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here alone."
Sounds like a predator or one of xwsx's wild fantasies.Quote:
Originally Posted by _PRaLiNeS_
What kind of sick person do you think I am? I would never molest, then hardcore rape a little boyQuote:
Originally Posted by BLack_OpsKiLLa
sometimes people just take it T-O-O far .....Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
-_- disappointing
Go eat a fried donkey dick(:Quote:
Originally Posted by MustacheGangster
kthxbai.
I wonder if people actually eat shit like that ... ewQuote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
The world may never know... But google might.Quote:
Originally Posted by MustacheGangster
I'm scared to search it ...... If it's real I might kill my self by looking at the pictureQuote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
1- ewQuote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
2- u mean ok thanks bye? lol
Lamo
Awww I'm mean? Don't tell mommy on me :(Quote:
Originally Posted by bad00boy
Laughing ass my off!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MustacheGangster
no im going to tell her cuz ima nub waaaaaaa :P funny!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
lol i failed , lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by BLack_OpsKiLLa