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  1. #23
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    California
    Posts
    871
    Points
    1,286,518.15
    Rep Power
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    You: is you be a nigga?
    Stranger: I'm a little girl
    Stranger: lets rub cocks till we're gay or start a fire
    You: im in love with my right hand already
    You: Hey guess what?
    Stranger: what
    You have disconnected.

    *

    You: Hey
    Stranger: hi
    You: Man fml
    Stranger: ohh why
    You: Me and my wife just had sex and I told her I was going to pull out but I was too late, and now she might be pregnant.
    You: What should I do?
    Stranger: ohh well. maybe you should have worn protection
    You: I should have but it's too late now.
    You: damn
    Stranger: lol
    You: Can you do me a favor though?
    Stranger: yea
    You: When we have sex, can you remind me to wear a condom?
    Stranger: lol
    You: ;)
    Stranger: wher were u planning to cum wen u pulled out
    You: On your butt.
    You: Yo nigga guess what yo, nigga u there yo
    Stranger: lol
    You: Ok good. =]
    You: Im afraid the babys gonna turn out a nigger.
    You: Like you.
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: thats shit banter
    Stranger: u americans cant do humour
    You: But I can do you
    Stranger: u are all so thicjk
    Stranger: its sad really
    You: Hey can you do me another favor?
    Stranger: huh
    You: See that box that says Disconnect, click that and then click yes.
    *Your conversational partner has disconnected.*
    Last edited by SGT_PiTBULL; 06-20-2009 at 10:11 PM.
    I FAIL AT FAILING.


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