You: is you be a nigga?
Stranger: I'm a little girl
Stranger: lets rub cocks till we're gay or start a fire
You: im in love with my right hand already
You: Hey guess what?
Stranger: what
You have disconnected.
*
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Man fml
Stranger: ohh why
You: Me and my wife just had sex and I told her I was going to pull out but I was too late, and now she might be pregnant.
You: What should I do?
Stranger: ohh well. maybe you should have worn protection
You: I should have but it's too late now.
You: damn
Stranger: lol
You: Can you do me a favor though?
Stranger: yea
You: When we have sex, can you remind me to wear a condom?
Stranger: lol
You: ;)
Stranger: wher were u planning to cum wen u pulled out
You: On your butt.
You: Yo nigga guess what yo, nigga u there yo
Stranger: lol
You: Ok good. =]
You: Im afraid the babys gonna turn out a nigger.
You: Like you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats shit banter
Stranger: u americans cant do humour
You: But I can do you
Stranger: u are all so thicjk
Stranger: its sad really
You: Hey can you do me another favor?
Stranger: huh
You: See that box that says Disconnect, click that and then click yes.
*Your conversational partner has disconnected.*



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