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  1. #21
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    lol start off ur convo with this
    "im required by law to tell you im a registered sex offender in the united states of america"
    gets'em everytime xDD

    EDIT
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: im required by law to tell you im a registered sex offender in the united states of america
    Stranger: I love you
    You: RLY??
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: I love you
    You: I LOVE YOU TOO
    You: take ur clothes off
    You: and video tape it?
    You: i need to rub my self
    You: really long
    Stranger: I don't have a video camera
    Stranger: but I do have a big heart
    Stranger: and I love you
    Stranger: I want to give you a hug
    You: then ur love is nothing
    You: ill get hard
    You: if i has hug
    Stranger: that is ok
    Stranger: I love you just for who you are
    You: thats deep
    You: we can has sex?
    Stranger: no, but I hope you find the person that will oblige your desires
    You: well
    Stranger: because I love you and I wish the best for you
    You: then im going to hold u down
    You: and ur choice will soon mean nothing
    Stranger: do what you must if it makes you feel good
    Stranger: I will still love you
    You: good good
    You: true cum dumpster
    You: u likes tape?
    Last edited by Scruffy120; 06-20-2009 at 12:33 AM.

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