did you here about the blonde- new joke

[joseakapollito]

Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

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[WhoIsYou]

If you made these, you can't count... If someone else did... They can't count...

24 x 3 does NOT = 125....
So the blond only weighs 72lbs

[joseakapollito]

dude it just a joke