poor guy- read very funny

[joseakapollito]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was ***, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!":G

[Scruffy120]

LMFAO....all that nagging to get me to read it, im not disappointed, keep up the good work xD

[bigboss002]

lol good one...

du u come up with them urself??

[WhoIsYou]

Predictable... Ppl in jail do it up the ass... we know...

[nx.dcr]

Lmao xDDDD

[joseakapollito]

yes i do make them myself but it takes time a new one will be made by tomorrow

[west9499]

lol..i bet it kept the husband thinking!

[habooby]

thats danmed funny keep up the work

[_XLR8_]

haha this is probably the funniest joke uv put up i think

[talor43]

ive heard it before