for the sake of the joke i placed the punch line in a spoiler so u can read the joke then read the punchline

Alright

There's 3 chickens, one's normal, one's retarded, and one's homosexual

The normal one says: Cock-a-doodle-do

The retarded one says: do-doodle-a-Cock


Second Joke

This guy's wife goes into labor and the doctor comes out and says "Congratulations sir, you have triplets!" And the guy says "I'm not surprised, my dick is the size of a chimney." And the doctor says