Fuck a getting stoned, buy this:

http://www.mucinex.com/html/home/3/1

its like $10 at walmart, you take 10 of em and then just let whatever happens to you happen for a few hours. last night i ate the whole box, and i was having auditory hallucinations and i would see shit whenever i closed my eyes. do it with your friends!

the cool part is that there are different plateaus depending on how much you eat so at first you start feeling a little bit of excitement, then you get "drunk" and can pretty much do anything. after that it gets a little crazy.