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[SGT_PiTBULL]

wow you're bad at that. =/

stfu miniscul let a see u do better =_=

[WhoIsYou]

stfu miniscul let a see u do better =_=

K, I'll go find some old logs of mine.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Steve!?
You: David?!
Stranger: Yes!
You: OMG!
You: What's up man?
Stranger: Not a lot man. You?
You: Same shit, different day bro, you know how it is.
You: Where are you living these days?
Stranger: Everywhere and nowhere man. Same old. You?
You: I settled in, living in Montreal at the moment (Canada) no too bad
Stranger: Cool cool man.
You: You still doing stand up comedy and what not?
Stranger: Hell yeah.
Stranger: But times are tuff, you know? Money wise.
You: Yeah, I get you there.... Anyway, hit me up with a joke bro, I love your shit.
Stranger: I'm messing with anti jokes live now-a-days.
Stranger: You know.
You: Yeah, I know >_>
Stranger: What, you don't like?
You: No, no, I do, it's always more fun that way.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: "What's worse than rain on your wedding day?"
You: what?
Stranger: Rape.
You: AHAHAHA
Stranger: You like it man?
You: You get me every time David :D
Stranger: Thanks. haha.
You: Wow, it's been such a long time, and yet, we both seem to be out of things to say T_T
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Remember years ago? When things were so easy? Life was just good. Flew by. Remember?
You: Hell yeah.
You: Good old days.
Stranger: True dat.
Stranger: You still with your girl?
You: Nah, we were engaged at one point, but I found out that she was cheating on me =/
You: I wish it would of worked out, but I guess it was for the best...
Stranger: That's fucked up man
You: How about you?
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: just trying everything you know man?
You: Hehe, yeah I get you :P
Stranger: ;P
You: Hey, I'm cool with you liking that and all, just don't be winking at me, David :D
Stranger: Oh Steve.
Stranger: You make me laugh. You should totally do stand up!
Stranger: It'll just be me and you again!
Stranger: Like the good old days.
You: You know... I just may have to take you up on that.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Let's do this!
Stranger: Dave and Steve hit the stage together again.
You: YES!
Stranger: I'll get down to Canada as soon as I can man.
You: Sounds sick, I'll be waiting
Stranger: Good man, cannot wait.
You: Give me a call whenever you fly in, I'll pick you up at the airport.
Stranger: Will do.
You: Anyway, I've been up the last 36 hours or so, I couldn't sleeplast night, so I'm gonna let you go for now bro, don't forgot to call.
Stranger: I won't man.
Stranger: See you
Stranger: take care as well.
You: You too man, see you soon.
You: Peace.
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You: In West Philidelphia...
You: Born and raised...
You: On the playground...
You: Where I spent most of my days...
You: Chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool
You: And all shootin' some b-bal outside of school...
You: When a couple of guys...
You: Who were up to no good...
Stranger: w00
Stranger: go you
You: Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood...
You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared...
You: She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
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Pedo Alert :)))

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey thur
Stranger: asl
You: 12, not yet, my bedwoom
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: but u r so little
You: :3
You: It takes time to grow!
Stranger: what is ur age?
You: 12
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do u do
You: A lot of stuff
You: I don't have school now though
You: Holidays
Stranger: ok
Stranger: happy new year
You: you too!
Stranger: where from u?
You: Canada
Stranger: show me ur pic
You: I don't have one =[
Stranger: lieing............
You: No my mommy and daddy won't let me give pics to people
Stranger: now they r not watching u.
Stranger: so show me
You: no they'll be upset with me
Stranger: they dont get...dont worry
You: THEY DO
You: they're so mean =[
Stranger: where is ur mom and dad
You: sleeping
Stranger: so u can send me now
You: No they'll find out
You: they did last time
You: they got really mad at mee
Stranger: okkkkkkk
Stranger: no problem
You: sorry =[
Stranger: u wanna see me
You: okay!
Stranger: http://imgur.com/uJM4j.jpg
Stranger: find me........
You: you all look the same
Stranger: i m in center..........
You:
Stranger: now ur turn
You: I told you I can't!
Stranger: give ur e-mail id
You: e-mail id??
Stranger: ID
Stranger: msn
You: I don't know what that is sorry =[
Stranger: u dont know abt the mail id
You: no
Stranger: by id we send mail to one another
You: I don't know how
Stranger: okkkkkkkkk dear
Stranger: nice chating with u
You: Nice chatting withyou too!!!
Stranger: bye.........dear.take care
You: you too! happy new year!
Stranger: same to u
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You: yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: male... *Your conversational partner has disconnected.*
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Stranger: oh! whats occuring?
You: just waiting for my cab
You: going to bel-air
Stranger: jokessss
You: nah totally serious
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
You: it's pretty cool, i heard they have license plates there that say "FRESH"
You: and they hang dice in the mirrors
Stranger: wow, that is too cool
Stranger: haha
You: i know (:
You: My mother is making me go though :/ What a bitch..
You: She got scared because I got in one little fight -_-
You: So she's making me go live with my auntie
Stranger: are you serious?
You: Yeah
Stranger: ohh shamee
You: Yup
Stranger: what did you get into a fight aabout?
You: Well there were a couple of guys who were up to no good, you know...
Stranger: yeah
You: So I thought i'd ask them to stop causing trouble in my neighborhood, but that didn't turn out too well
Stranger: ohh dearryy me
Stranger: thats a shame, but i reallly dont believe youu
You: Why not?
Stranger: dunno
You: Well I can send you pics when I arrive at my new kingdom
Stranger: hah, no need for that, i will believe youu
You:
You: Anyway, my cab is here, smell ya later homes.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i really needed to talk to someone before i died
You: yeah i did too... but no one wanted to listen to my problems =[
Stranger: hm...i know its all fun for the ones with a full life, but when ur on the last stage of lung cancer.... and every day maybe your last
You: i know how you feel...
Stranger: i dont think you do....
You: I accidentally the entire coca colabottle and no one would listen to me...
You: They just wouldn't help me
Stranger: yeah...something like that...lol
Stranger: on a bigger scale though
Stranger:
You: what can be bigger than the whole bottle?!
Stranger: yeah...your right...
Stranger: but seriously . at this point... im thinking about all that i could have done...
Stranger: i could made a list of the things i wanted to do...
You: Nah, then you'd just regret it if you never got to do them all.
Stranger: im regretting them now anyways...right?
You: got me there...
Stranger: You know they say...." at the end of your life, all things are clear"...
Stranger: so thats one good thing right?...lol
You: yup, dont need to take showers any more, everything is clear, no one can tell if you're dirty
Stranger: I die without the taste of the real world....my regrets are without boundaries...what could i change...if i couldnt even Impart to someone else the meaning and measure of life....
You: Well, how about you think about the future instead... Why not haunt someone and have fun while you're dead =] Wasting your time n Omegle can't be the best thing you can come up with to do with your time.
You: Go out and live the after life!
Stranger: im in the hospital...
You: nah, you're dead
Stranger: First, you gotta let me die
Stranger: lol
You: "i really needed to talk to someone before i died"
Stranger: well almost...
Stranger: well there IS another way to read it right?
You: Sorry, I'm not good with that "deeper meaning" stuff :P
Stranger: thats cool...
Stranger: do good things....
You: =]
Stranger: have fun... and fulfill all that you set out for...
You: I plan on it =]
Stranger: and ill tell you this....There is no God
You: I already know that ;)
Stranger: oh good...
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: ?
You: John
Stranger: maybe ill put you on my will
Stranger: lol
Stranger: john what?
You: John Chrison
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Canada
Stranger: specifically.
You: Montreal, Quebec
Stranger: k
Stranger: tell you what...ill give you my black book...
Stranger: you can use it if you like...
You: o_O
Stranger: ull see....
Stranger: it can change your world...
You: Sounds interesting
Stranger: oh it is....
Stranger: dont open the blue piece of paper(its folded)...unless youve read the whole thing...ok?
You: kk
Stranger: and ignore the voice...they powerless...
Stranger: goog bye John Chrison
You: Goobye uh.. ? Sorry didn't catch your name.
Stranger: i am Alexander
Stranger: but you will recieve it of different name
You: Ok
Stranger: To Power and Glory John.....to power and glory
You: God speed Alexander ;) No wait.. no god.. Oh well, you get what i mean :]
Stranger: tell no one.... and remember, never read the blue parchment before reading the book....
Stranger: Ill see you at the white house....
You: =p
Stranger: Control of Destiny
Stranger: End of Misery
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Haters Gonna Hate:

You: sup nigga?
Stranger: nigga whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: yeah thats all the black i got in me
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey Asl
You: 13/f/cali
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: u?
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Stranger: hi korean man 30
You: sup austrian dude 40?
Stranger: aussie?
You: no no
You: austria
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: what a beutiful place
You: yup
Stranger: classic
Stranger: place
You: classical
You: music
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what r u doing here?
You: talking to you apparently
You: greetings from korea!
Stranger: tomas muster
Stranger: thomas muster
You: Ash Ketchum
Stranger: ketchup?
You: no no
You: Ketchum
Stranger: who is ash?
You: me
Stranger: ah u?
You: i have all 150 slowkemon
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: is austrian girl beutiful?
You: idk, ur in autria, u should tell me
You: austria*
Stranger: u r a gay?
You: no, im a guy
Stranger: i see
You: i thought ur blind?
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: comment ca va?
Stranger: me no speak french
You: vous ne parlez pas le francais!? comment ca? Vous avez besoin d'apprendre! C'est un langue magnifique!
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Stranger: male?
You: no
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You: I am your father.
Stranger: thats sad to see considering i dont know my father
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Stranger: i like rusty spoons
You: i like rusty forks!
You: we're sooo a like!
You: wanna marry me?
Stranger: yes!
You: woot!
Stranger: and we can have rust sprok babies
Stranger: spork*
You: and maybe a set of knives if we're lucky =]
Stranger: that'd be like hitting the jackpot@
Stranger: !*
Stranger: i need sleep now
Stranger: goodnight love
You: okay well ill see you soon honey
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Stranger: asl?
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You: ignoring me?
Stranger: no, never
Stranger: wait...now I am, hah
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: Touch my pegleg
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: look behind you
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