speaking of homeland security

[nx.dcr]

look at this shit lol.

i dont really know wtf this is considering i don't even have a bank account yet and i highly doubt theres laundered money going around in my name or some shit.

i got this in my email from "FBI" As the sender.

ANTI TERRORIST & MONITORY CRIME DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON , D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON , D.C. 20535-0001



ATTN: BENEFICIARY,


THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVISE FROM THE FBI CRIME DEPARTMENT AS IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA / WORLD BANK HAS DEPOSITED USD$10, 500, 000.00 US DOLLARS INTO CITIBANK NEW YORK IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY BEING FOR YOUR OVERDUE PAYMENT / INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

GOING BY OUR RECORDS, THIS KIND OF PAYMENT IN THE PAST HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELATED TO MONEY LAUNDRY / TERRORIST ACTS SO WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE WITH THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITIES INCLUDING OUR OFFICE (FBI) AS SOON AS THESE FUNDS REFLECT IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SO IT IS OUR DUTY AS A WORLDWIDE COMMISSION TO CORRECT THIS PROBLEM BEFORE THIS FUND WILL BE CREDITED INTO YOUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT.

TO THIS EFFECT, WE HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY TO ACQUIRE THE PROPER VERIFICATIONS AND PROOF FROM YOU TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY TO RECEIVE THIS FUND BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT INVOLVE SO WE ASK THEM NOT TO CREDIT THE FUND TO YOU YET AS WE NEED A SOLID PROOF AND VERIFICATIONS FROM YOU BEFORE YOU CAN RECEIVE THE FUNDS.

IN THIS REGARDS, YOU ARE TO RE-ASSURE AND PROOF TO US THAT THE FUND YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE IS CLEAN AND FREE FROM ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES BY SENDING TO US YOUR DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER (DIST) ISSUED BY THE ICPC OFFICE NIGERIA TO SATISFY US THAT THE MONEY IS LEGITIMATE AND YOU ARE TO FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR POSSESSION, IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT LET US KNOW SO THAT WE WILL DIRECT YOU ON HOW TO OBTAIN THE DOCUMENT FROM THE ICPC OFFICE NIGERIA.

WE WAIT FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE ON THIS EMAIL.

FAITHFULLY YOURS,


FBI DIRECTOR
ROBERT MUELLER.
fbi.fedeburinves@gmail.com

[CaNANDian]

lolol an fbi gmail account

[WhoIsYou]

look at this shit lol.

i dont really know wtf this is considering i don't even have a bank account yet and i highly doubt theres laundered money going around in my name or some shit.

i got this in my email from "FBI" As the sender.

It's called spam -_-

[nx.dcr]

you're spam.

[Pain_ELementaL]

Horrible spelling &grammar, and then a gmail email account to top it off. Sounds like spam from a 10 year old foreign kid.

I lol'd

[WMD54]

Lulz. ALL CAPS, typos, grammar fail and a gmail account to top it off.
Reply with this

or this

or something along those lines.

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

omg that is to cute wmd LOL

[Syphongamer08]

wow someone has terrible sentence fluancy

[WhoIsYou]

wow someone has terrible sentence fluancy

Yeah, nice... Pick on the people in Nigeria...
And what the fuck is "fluancy" ?