http://omegle.com/
Lmao epic... post some of your convos
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http://omegle.com/
Lmao epic... post some of your convos
wow i actually did a convo on there and here is the results and remember YOU is me
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: so i heard you liked fish sticks
You: is that a yes?
Stranger: ?
You: you suck
You: wow this is boring
You: who ever knew strangers were teh most boringest thing in teh world
You: yo fagle
You: you there?
You: wow your such a coke
Stranger: ?
You: dont question me damnit
Stranger: my english is poor
You: i will find you and make you watch the brady bunch with me
You: my english is poor to thats why i am listening to rosetta stone and i have a engrish book here of cat in the hat
You: ok your boring im gonna go find another stranger
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sorry for the double post but this shits to funny remember YOU is me
Stranger: 你好
You: oh god
Stranger: ?
You: i cant speak japanese
You: it looks like to people fukn
You: konichiwa
Stranger: fukn means what
You: fukn means how you and your parents made you
You: dedede
lol, phy how about using the edit button?? stupid.
and site is old lol....i had some good chats, tell them you musslim, or say "its required by law i tell you im a registered sex offender" get a good convo going xD
ima do this right nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
EDIT- this is my 30 second convo
You: hi
Stranger: Bend over and prepare to receive!
You: NIGGA FUCK YOU
Stranger: You in the US?
You: yea yea
Stranger: How typical
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lol hahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Syphongamer08
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: my name is chris hanson from Dateline NBC
You: why dont you have a seat over there..
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Stranger: yo
You: oh hai nigga
You: sup g
Stranger: IM AFUCKING KLINGON
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: u mad?
Stranger: triblade77@hotmail.com add my friend and spam him
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Stranger: im a horny man that looking for a girl that has webcam and msn
You: hi
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there...
You: you are on a TV show about online predators
Stranger: are u crazy
You: no
You: but you will be going to jail Mr. horny man
Stranger: no do ur mum
Stranger: fuck off jerk
You: u scared?
You: FBI is after you
You: better watch your back
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hahahaha thats some funny shitQuote:
Originally Posted by KiLL3R
Stranger: are you a girl
You: no
You: im a tranny
Stranger: nasty bitch
You: yea
You: but people like it
You: i analed this one guy
You: he screamed like a dog
You: you wanna get analed?
Stranger: yeah right you bitch
You: so you do want to?
You: ok
Stranger: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo
I had some good convos, ages ago though.... Lost my pics and logs =[
Much epic win was lost...
No offense but you guys are so not funny.
KiLL3R I LMAO'd at your first one. cX
I had to do it myself once. :[
Stranger: is your name cassandra?
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
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LoL imma try this because this is funny!
Lubu I wanna try to find you!
EDIT:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19 M
Stranger: where are u from
You: Im in your moms vagina, thats where
Stranger: wtf
You: The name's Daddy by the way.
Stranger: fuck you
You: No I really am your daddy turn around
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Stranger: Hi
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: Me?
You: who the fuck else?
There's too many spammers on it now. >_<
Stranger: hey
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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*
Stranger: ?
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: is that u ?
You: yes
You: You're on a show about online predatros
Stranger: so what did i say to u in our last conversation
You: That you like touching little girls and boys
Stranger: fuck you
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I'll edit with more. :[
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You: I'm horny right now..
Stranger: There´s something wrong with me, cannot be
You: Yes.
Stranger: something wrong with me, Inherently
You: Ok
Stranger: The wrong mix in the wrong genes
You: Oh, that's nice..
Stranger: I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
You: Oh really?
Stranger: It was the wrong plan, in the wrong hands
You: That's too damn bad
Stranger: With the wrong theory for the wrong man
You: IT's not true!
Stranger: The wrong lies, on the wrong vibes
Stranger: The wrong questions with the wrong replies
You: Maybe.
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Thanks for listening
You: Thats a nice lil peom you have there
You: poem*
Stranger: So you are still horny?
You: Are you kidding?
You: How could I not be?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: You are GREAT!
You: Thank you..
Stranger: Thats entertainment
You: Are you looking for some more entertainment?
Stranger: ok, back to business
You: oh ok
Stranger: maybe
You: Hmm..
You: We can make that happen
Stranger: that sounds like a pro
You: Your damn right
Stranger: well, what next?
You: Hmm...
You: You decide?
Stranger: your kidding, your the pro
You: I'm willing to do 'anything'
Stranger: oh really
You: Yes
Stranger: tell me more
You: Really
Stranger: what kind of stuff turns you on
You: You.
Stranger: thanks
You: Mmmmmm
You: Your replies are really getting me hot
Stranger: Thats kinda strange to me
You: It's ok
Stranger: well, ok...
You: I'll do all the work
You: Just clase your eye's and...
You: close*
You: Wait.
Stranger: typig will be difficult...
You: Better yet
Stranger: typing*
You: Bend over and prepare....
You: to receieve!
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: no no
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: OMG
You: Yes!!
You: You know you want it
Stranger: want what?
You: You know...
Stranger: dont make any mess now
You: And you want it bad
Stranger: OMFG
You: I can tell you like it ruff
Stranger: oh but I am a giver
Stranger: no receiver
You: Well...
You: not today..
You: sorry.
You: You're gonna get it
Stranger: too bad for me
You: no matter what
You: and believe me.
You: You are going to enjoy every minute.
Stranger: what is this button for?
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No one likes me!!!!!!!!
You: sup nigga?
Stranger: nigga whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: yeah thats all the black i got in me
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey Asl
You: 13/f/cali
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: u?
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Stranger: hi korean man 30
You: sup austrian dude 40?
Stranger: aussie?
You: no no
You: austria
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: what a beutiful place
You: yup
Stranger: classic
Stranger: place
You: classical
You: music
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what r u doing here?
You: talking to you apparently
You: greetings from korea!
Stranger: tomas muster
Stranger: thomas muster
You: Ash Ketchum
Stranger: ketchup?
You: no no
You: Ketchum
Stranger: who is ash?
You: me
Stranger: ah u?
You: i have all 150 slowkemon
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: is austrian girl beutiful?
You: idk, ur in autria, u should tell me
You: austria*
Stranger: u r a gay?
You: no, im a guy
Stranger: i see
You: i thought ur blind?
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: comment ca va?
Stranger: me no speak french
You: vous ne parlez pas le francais!? comment ca? Vous avez besoin d'apprendre! C'est un langue magnifique!
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Stranger: male?
You: no
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You: I am your father.
Stranger: thats sad to see considering i dont know my father
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Stranger: i like rusty spoons
You: i like rusty forks!
You: we're sooo a like!
You: wanna marry me?
Stranger: yes!
You: woot!
Stranger: and we can have rust sprok babies
Stranger: spork*
You: and maybe a set of knives if we're lucky =]
Stranger: that'd be like hitting the jackpot@
Stranger: !*
Stranger: i need sleep now
Stranger: goodnight love
You: okay well ill see you soon honey
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: asl?
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You: ignoring me?
Stranger: :o no, never
Stranger: wait...now I am, hah
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: Touch my pegleg
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: look behind you
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LoL funny stuff manQuote:
Originally Posted by WhoIsYou
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: whats that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age, sex, location
Stranger: eg.
Stranger: im 17, m, england
Stranger: m = male :P
You: 49,m,england....horny
Stranger: fuck you perv damit!
You: lol
You: hello
Stranger: Greetings my fellow negro
You: hi
You: what up my nigga
You: neva thought i would get another nigga
Stranger: Just enjoying watermellons and popping caps into my home dogs, you know what I am saying, dog?
You: yea dwag
You: dawg
You: are you the giver or reciever
Stranger: Im going with my homedogs to the local Kentucky Fried Chicken, bye.
Stranger: Giver
lol start off ur convo with this
"im required by law to tell you im a registered sex offender in the united states of america"
gets'em everytime xDD
EDIT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im required by law to tell you im a registered sex offender in the united states of america
Stranger: I love you
You: RLY??
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I love you
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: take ur clothes off
You: and video tape it?
You: i need to rub my self
You: really long
Stranger: I don't have a video camera
Stranger: but I do have a big heart
Stranger: and I love you
Stranger: I want to give you a hug
You: then ur love is nothing
You: ill get hard
You: if i has hug
Stranger: that is ok
Stranger: I love you just for who you are
You: thats deep
You: we can has sex?
Stranger: no, but I hope you find the person that will oblige your desires
You: well
Stranger: because I love you and I wish the best for you
You: then im going to hold u down
You: and ur choice will soon mean nothing
Stranger: do what you must if it makes you feel good
Stranger: I will still love you
You: good good
You: true cum dumpster
You: u likes tape?
You: im required by law to tell you im a registered sex offender in the united states of america
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: do u think i'm hot?
Stranger: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/4...dd9ee6.jpg?v=0
You: no
Stranger: you see me?
You: yes
You: your ugly
You: is you be a nigga?
Stranger: I'm a little girl
Stranger: lets rub cocks till we're gay or start a fire
You: im in love with my right hand already
You: Hey guess what?
Stranger: what
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*
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: Man fml
Stranger: ohh why
You: Me and my wife just had sex and I told her I was going to pull out but I was too late, and now she might be pregnant.
You: What should I do?
Stranger: ohh well. maybe you should have worn protection
You: I should have but it's too late now.
You: damn
Stranger: lol
You: Can you do me a favor though?
Stranger: yea
You: When we have sex, can you remind me to wear a condom?
Stranger: lol
You: ;)
Stranger: wher were u planning to cum wen u pulled out
You: On your butt.
You: Yo nigga guess what yo, nigga u there yo
Stranger: lol
You: Ok good. =]
You: Im afraid the babys gonna turn out a nigger.
You: Like you.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: thats shit banter
Stranger: u americans cant do humour
You: But I can do you
Stranger: u are all so thicjk
Stranger: its sad really
You: Hey can you do me another favor?
Stranger: huh
You: See that box that says Disconnect, click that and then click yes.
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hahaha
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You: yo
Stranger: yo
You: yo
Stranger: wats goin down
You: wtf
Stranger: check dis out aite
Stranger: im gonna be famous one day
You: ok
Stranger: but another legend
Stranger: just like biggie and tupac
You: cool
Stranger: but fk biggie im west coast haha
Stranger: so hear me out
You: ok
Stranger: imma lay down some rhymes for u k?
You: ok
Stranger: it goes sumtin like diss...
Stranger: When I die fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense goin' to heaven wit the goodie goodies
Dressed in white I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice
All my life I been considered as the worst
Lyin' to my mother, even stealin' out her purse
Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion
I know my mother wished she got a fuckin' abortion
She don't even love me like she did when I was younger
Suckin' on her chest just to stop my fuckin' hunger
I wonder if I died, would tears come to her eyes?
Forgive me for my disrespect, forgive me for my lies
My babies' mothers 8 months, her little sister's 2
Who's to blame for both of them (naw nigga, not you)
I swear to God I just want to slit my wrists and end this bullshit
Throw the Magnum to my head, threaten to pull shit
And squeeze, until the bed's, completely red
I'm glad I'm dead, a worthless fuckin' buddah head
The stress is buildin' up, I can't,
I can't believe suicide's on my fuckin' mind
I want to leave, I swear to God I feel like death is fuckin' callin' me
Naw you wouldn't understand (nigga, talk to me please)
You see its kinda like the crack did to Pookie, in New Jack
Except when I cross over, there ain't no comin' back
Should I die on the train track, like Remo in Beatstreet
People at the funeral frontin' like they miss me
My baby momma kissed me but she glad I'm gone
She knew me and her sista had somethin' goin' on
I reach my peak, I can't speak,
call my nigga Chic, tell him that my will is weak.
I'm sick of niggas lyin', I'm sick of bitches hawkin',
matter of fact, I'm sick of talkin'.
You: tip
Stranger: u like dawg?
Stranger: its da shit I KNOW
You: nope
Stranger: FK U DAWG
Stranger: HATER
Stranger: ANOTHER FAGGOT HATER I SEE
Stranger: imma be famous one day dawg
Stranger: i wrote down ur ip
You: Nah
Stranger: when i get the money
You: But u hv no money
Stranger: imma come to ur fkin door and cut up ur fkin throat aite?
Stranger: i gotta record ok muthafuka?
You: Ima come to ur fkin door n cut ur moms tits
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You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
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Stranger: Hi :)
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: No I was just delivering a pizza
You: why don't you have a seat
Stranger: I'm serious I am just a pizza guy
You: right over there
Stranger: Look you can't do this I was just here to talk
You: just have a seat
Stranger: Fine, I'll sit down but I don't know why you're here
You: thank you, now what's up?
Stranger: Nothing I just came over to talk
You: What kind of pizza
Stranger: Plain
You: =[
Stranger: Sorry
You: how could you
You: your a disgrace to the pizza world
Stranger: No way man
Stranger: I eat it for the pizza flavors
Stranger: Not the topping
You: but plain is so.....boring
Stranger: No way dude
Stranger: So good
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: guess and i'll give you $1.00
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Stranger: hI
Stranger: ASL?
You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Stranger: Hello?
You: You have been warned. Any further communication will result in a federal case.
You: Please refrain from any further communication.
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you failed just like your commercials SlimJim
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: I was thinking...
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: well i'll tell you my story first so you can know my situation
Stranger: eeh okey
You: i never really knew my parents. i grew up moving from foster home to foster home, and eventually got hooked on heroin and other terrible drugs.
Stranger: eeh okii
You: just when i thought i reached the worst point in my life, i found my biological father and started talking to him, and now I've been clean for months
Stranger: gratulations
You: thanks =)
You: but, i just found out im pregnant with his child, and i was wondering what time it would be best for me to tell him..
You: i was thinking about maybe watching youtube videos about how to do an abortion at home with a coathanger, but it looks so complicated =\
Stranger: hmmm okey
You: any advice?
Stranger: no ive never been in that sitiation so i have no idea
You: maybe i could pour drano down my vagina, and that would eat away at the babys fetus
You: well thanks for listening anyways
You: it feels better to talk about it, ya know?
Stranger: im glaad to help :)
You: so whats new with you
Stranger: ooh nothing just the same old life
Stranger: but gotta go nice talking to ya
Stranger: hope u work it out
You: Thanks =) maybe i won't kill myself anymore. you're a really great person!
Stranger: haha thanks<3
Stranger: im a girl in case you where wondering
You: I'm a guy
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Stranger: looking for fit 13-18yr old female or male to strip on cam for fit 15yr old male (through msn)
You: i could do it, but i don't know if my parents would be okay with it
Stranger: y
You: well they r in the room now. i really want to, but i gotta get em out of the room 1st!
You: help me think of an idea =)
Stranger: go to ur room
You: my room doesnt have a cam tho
Stranger: wats ur msn, ill add u and do it later
You: chrishansen101@hotmail.com
Stranger: m/f?
You: f, of course!
Stranger: ok
You: its my dads email but he never goes on
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f FL
Stranger: kl
Stranger: go in ur room and do it
You: i could go to my room n take pics for you
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u on a laptop
You: no im on a pc. ill sign in when im done wit the pics n ill upload them 4 u then
Stranger: ok
You: k ill see ya in a bit ;)
Stranger: full naked!
You: fer sure!
Stranger: ok bye
You: ill get some of me touching myself too if u want. you like blondes?
Stranger: yh
You: ok then ull luv me! k bye
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: looking for fit 13-18yr old female or male to strip on cam for fit 15yr old male (through msn)
You: i could do it, but i don't know if my parents would be okay with it
Stranger: y
You: well they r in the room now. i really want to, but i gotta get em out of the room 1st!
You: help me think of an idea =)
Stranger: go to ur room
You: my room doesnt have a cam tho
Stranger: wats ur msn, ill add u and do it later
You: chrishansen101@hotmail.com
Stranger: m/f?
You: f, of course!
Stranger: ok
You: its my dads email but he never goes on
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f FL
Stranger: kl
Stranger: go in ur room and do it
You: i could go to my room n take pics for you
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u on a laptop
You: no im on a pc. ill sign in when im done wit the pics n ill upload them 4 u then
Stranger: ok
You: k ill see ya in a bit ;)
Stranger: full naked!
You: fer sure!
Stranger: ok bye
You: ill get some of me touching myself too if u want. you like blondes?
Stranger: yh
You: ok then ull luv me! k bye
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hello
You: o hai! hao r u!?
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*MY FAVORITE*
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello.
You: hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: nope.
You: .epon
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: epic people on noodles?
You: ecstatic*
Stranger: ecstatic people on noodles?
Stranger: hah.
You: yes
Stranger: xD
You: good guess though
Stranger: ramen?
Stranger: are they ramen noodles?
You: i really can't describe how much i dislike talking to you. i have so many problems that i was hoping to get solved, and you're joking around like a fucking 4 year old. jesus christ this place is retarded.
Stranger: what problems? im sorry, you didnt mention them.
You: my parents sent me to a foster home last week and i'm using my 1 hour of computer time a day on here trying to find somebody to help me through it
Stranger: ahh.
Stranger: thats not fun.
Stranger: i cant really relate, but ill talk to you.
Stranger: try to hellp.
You: k thx =)
Stranger: =D
Stranger: why did they send you to a foster home?
You: well my dad lost his job, and my mom had to start working constantly to help earn money for the family. that meant that they wouldn't give me any money, so i had to start making some on my own.
You: i couldnt find a job anywhere, and one of my friends brought up drug dealing as a joke, but i gave it good consideration and eventually decided to start.
Stranger: that wasnt smart.
You: im an intelligent person, though, so i thought it would be an easy job, because most drug dealers aren't very smart.
You: yeah i wish i wouldve thought of that earlier
You: or realized that earlier*
Stranger: yeah.
You: but then my parents found out, and that why they sent me here. the more i think about it though, the more i think that they just used that as an excuse to get rid of me because they couldn't afford me.
You: they always hated me.
Stranger: im sorry, i do feel bad for you. but i hope you realize you wont really solve any of your problems by talking to people on this site.
Stranger: your just going to get sympathy.
You: well i know that, but it feels good to talk with somebody about it
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: i understand.
You: i can't really relate to anybody at the foster home because their just a bunch of kids, oldest one is 12
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i just turned 17
Stranger: shouldnt you be able to live on your own then?
You: no i have to be 18
Stranger: i thought if you were old enough and at a foster home you could just live on your own.
Stranger: i would probably run away, if i were you.
You: but that would just make all my problems worse! i'd have to be a hobo!
Stranger: do you have any friends you could stay with?
Stranger: and i just said thats what id do.
You: i lost most of my friends when i became a drug dealer
Stranger: you shouldnt have done that.
You: just another way that came back to bite me...
Stranger: well, i am sorry, but it is kind of your fault...
Stranger: i dont mean to make you feel worse, but...
You: im not saying that its not, i realize that
Stranger: good, well theres nothing you can really do. it will only be a year, then you can live on your own and try to make a real job.
Stranger: just hang in there, i suppose.
You: you've given me the most help out of everyone ive talked to
Stranger: really? i was just about to apologize for not being much help.
You: oh no, its good to talk to you
Stranger: its just, we have all been through tough times, and youll make it through.
Stranger: just dont make any more stupid decisions.
You: well, we all have to take risks
You: i guess thats always been my philosophy
Stranger: yeah, but drug dealing is just stupid, im not calling you stupid, but look where its gotten you.
You: i have a guitar and im a pretty good singer, so maybe ill be a street performer to make some money
Stranger: thats a good idea.
You: to be honest, i came on here looking for someone to hook up with, that story was all bullshit. i just wanted somebody to feel bad for me and maybe send me nude pics. i can see this isn't going anywhere.
Stranger: i hate you.
Stranger: so much.
Stranger: go die.
Stranger: please, the world would be better off.
You: asl?
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