The Epic Phail of xXxTWiST3DxXx: A White Shadow Story
So a few days ago, titty and I were talking where ws was. I brought up a joke, saying "xerxies called and he wants his country back".. figuring titty would get a laugh at the persian humor... its all downhill from here.
Gamerremag10 (2:05:45 AM): do you know what he was training for
O106TWiST3D901O (2:05:52 AM): nope
Gamerremag10 (2:06:22 AM): well xerxies called
Gamerremag10 (2:06:27 AM): he wanted his countrys back
Gamerremag10 (2:06:33 AM): so he has to train in the army
O106TWiST3D901O (2:06:42 AM): ?
Gamerremag10 (2:06:46 AM): yea
O106TWiST3D901O (2:06:50 AM): what
O106TWiST3D901O (2:06:54 AM): u mean hes in the army?
Gamerremag10 (2:06:59 AM): yes
Gamerremag10 (2:07:01 AM): training
Gamerremag10 (2:07:05 AM): for xerxies army
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:05 AM): serious?
Gamerremag10 (2:07:09 AM): es
Gamerremag10 (2:07:10 AM): yes
Gamerremag10 (2:07:11 AM): very
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:12 AM): whats that
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:18 AM): is tht in persia?
Gamerremag10 (2:07:22 AM): yes
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:26 AM): lol..
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:28 AM): serious?
Gamerremag10 (2:07:28 AM): well
Gamerremag10 (2:07:30 AM): yea
Gamerremag10 (2:07:34 AM): its older iran
Gamerremag10 (2:07:38 AM): on the persian gulf
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:39 AM): why he not defending america!!
Gamerremag10 (2:07:48 AM): cause persia isnt a country anymore
Gamerremag10 (2:07:49 AM): its iran
O106TWiST3D901O (2:07:52 AM): he cant even speak whatever they speak
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:02 AM): o_o
Gamerremag10 (2:08:08 AM): how do you know?
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:09 AM): how old is he
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:15 AM): i dont know im assuming
Gamerremag10 (2:08:30 AM): hes ilke 17
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:32 AM): =o
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:36 AM): damn he in army
O106TWiST3D901O (2:08:40 AM): wow
Gamerremag10 (2:08:41 AM): yup
Gamerremag10 (2:08:44 AM): xerxies army
Gamerremag10 (2:09:00 AM): sucks
Gamerremag10 (2:09:03 AM): we hardly talk now
O106TWiST3D901O (2:09:14 AM): swell tht explains why hes not on anymore
O106TWiST3D901O (2:09:19 AM): well*
O106TWiST3D901O (2:09:31 AM): damn i didnt even kno
Gamerremag10 (2:09:51 AM): not too many people do
O106TWiST3D901O (2:09:58 AM): oh
Gamerremag10 (2:10:09 AM): me
Gamerremag10 (2:10:10 AM): sonnie
Gamerremag10 (2:10:11 AM): aaron
Gamerremag10 (2:10:14 AM): andd i think thats it
Gamerremag10 (2:10:16 AM): wiy does too
O106TWiST3D901O (2:10:37 AM): oh
O106TWiST3D901O (2:10:42 AM): and me now
Gamerremag10 (2:10:51 AM): mhm
Gamerremag10 (2:10:55 AM): tell a few people
Gamerremag10 (2:11:03 AM): if they wonder where he is
Gamerremag10 (2:11:04 AM): orw/e
O106TWiST3D901O (2:11:07 AM): kk
Gamerremag10 (2:11:07 AM): ppl can know
Gamerremag10 (2:11:09 AM): alot just dont
O106TWiST3D901O (2:11:25 AM): xerxies army for training correct?
O106TWiST3D901O (2:11:39 AM): in iran?
Gamerremag10 (2:12:00 AM): yea
O106TWiST3D901O (2:12:12 AM): kk
If thats not enough, teammate messaged him later..
O106TWiST3D901O (1:36:45 AM): yea..
The A Ron89 (1:37:25 AM): let's just hope he doesn't get like spartan kicked or something
O106TWiST3D901O (1:37:54 AM): huh
The A Ron89 (1:38:24 AM): Spartan kick, it's some sort of religious slang term for drafting
The A Ron89 (1:38:27 AM): as in, he stays there
and the titty believed him.
May this be a lesson to you. Go and message titty and ask where ws went Lulz
