No offense but you guys are so not funny.
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No offense but you guys are so not funny.
KiLL3R I LMAO'd at your first one. cX
I had to do it myself once. :[
Stranger: is your name cassandra?
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
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LoL imma try this because this is funny!
Lubu I wanna try to find you!
EDIT:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 19 M
Stranger: where are u from
You: Im in your moms vagina, thats where
Stranger: wtf
You: The name's Daddy by the way.
Stranger: fuck you
You: No I really am your daddy turn around
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Stranger: Hi
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: Me?
You: who the fuck else?
There's too many spammers on it now. >_<
Stranger: hey
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: ?
You: my name is chris hansen from dateline NBC, why dont you have a seat over there
Stranger: yea yea
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: is that u ?
You: yes
You: You're on a show about online predatros
Stranger: so what did i say to u in our last conversation
You: That you like touching little girls and boys
Stranger: fuck you
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I'll edit with more. :[
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You: I'm horny right now..
Stranger: There´s something wrong with me, cannot be
You: Yes.
Stranger: something wrong with me, Inherently
You: Ok
Stranger: The wrong mix in the wrong genes
You: Oh, that's nice..
Stranger: I reached the wrong ends by the wrong means
You: Oh really?
Stranger: It was the wrong plan, in the wrong hands
You: That's too damn bad
Stranger: With the wrong theory for the wrong man
You: IT's not true!
Stranger: The wrong lies, on the wrong vibes
Stranger: The wrong questions with the wrong replies
You: Maybe.
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Thanks for listening
You: Thats a nice lil peom you have there
You: poem*
Stranger: So you are still horny?
You: Are you kidding?
You: How could I not be?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: You are GREAT!
You: Thank you..
Stranger: Thats entertainment
You: Are you looking for some more entertainment?
Stranger: ok, back to business
You: oh ok
Stranger: maybe
You: Hmm..
You: We can make that happen
Stranger: that sounds like a pro
You: Your damn right
Stranger: well, what next?
You: Hmm...
You: You decide?
Stranger: your kidding, your the pro
You: I'm willing to do 'anything'
Stranger: oh really
You: Yes
Stranger: tell me more
You: Really
Stranger: what kind of stuff turns you on
You: You.
Stranger: thanks
You: Mmmmmm
You: Your replies are really getting me hot
Stranger: Thats kinda strange to me
You: It's ok
Stranger: well, ok...
You: I'll do all the work
You: Just clase your eye's and...
You: close*
You: Wait.
Stranger: typig will be difficult...
You: Better yet
Stranger: typing*
You: Bend over and prepare....
You: to receieve!
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: no no
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: OMG
You: Yes!!
You: You know you want it
Stranger: want what?
You: You know...
Stranger: dont make any mess now
You: And you want it bad
Stranger: OMFG
You: I can tell you like it ruff
Stranger: oh but I am a giver
Stranger: no receiver
You: Well...
You: not today..
You: sorry.
You: You're gonna get it
Stranger: too bad for me
You: no matter what
You: and believe me.
You: You are going to enjoy every minute.
Stranger: what is this button for?
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No one likes me!!!!!!!!
You: sup nigga?
Stranger: nigga whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: yeah thats all the black i got in me
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You: hi
Stranger: Hey Asl
You: 13/f/cali
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: canada
You: u?
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Stranger: hi korean man 30
You: sup austrian dude 40?
Stranger: aussie?
You: no no
You: austria
Stranger: ah..
Stranger: what a beutiful place
You: yup
Stranger: classic
Stranger: place
You: classical
You: music
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what r u doing here?
You: talking to you apparently
You: greetings from korea!
Stranger: tomas muster
Stranger: thomas muster
You: Ash Ketchum
Stranger: ketchup?
You: no no
You: Ketchum
Stranger: who is ash?
You: me
Stranger: ah u?
You: i have all 150 slowkemon
Stranger: what is that?
Stranger: is austrian girl beutiful?
You: idk, ur in autria, u should tell me
You: austria*
Stranger: u r a gay?
You: no, im a guy
Stranger: i see
You: i thought ur blind?
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You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: comment ca va?
Stranger: me no speak french
You: vous ne parlez pas le francais!? comment ca? Vous avez besoin d'apprendre! C'est un langue magnifique!
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Stranger: male?
You: no
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You: I am your father.
Stranger: thats sad to see considering i dont know my father
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Stranger: i like rusty spoons
You: i like rusty forks!
You: we're sooo a like!
You: wanna marry me?
Stranger: yes!
You: woot!
Stranger: and we can have rust sprok babies
Stranger: spork*
You: and maybe a set of knives if we're lucky =]
Stranger: that'd be like hitting the jackpot@
Stranger: !*
Stranger: i need sleep now
Stranger: goodnight love
You: okay well ill see you soon honey
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: asl?
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You: ignoring me?
Stranger: :o no, never
Stranger: wait...now I am, hah
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: Touch my pegleg
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: ?
Stranger: from?
You: look behind you
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LoL funny stuff manQuote:
Originally Posted by WhoIsYou
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: asl?
You: whats that
Stranger: lol
Stranger: age, sex, location
Stranger: eg.
Stranger: im 17, m, england
Stranger: m = male :P
You: 49,m,england....horny
Stranger: fuck you perv damit!
You: lol
You: hello
Stranger: Greetings my fellow negro
You: hi
You: what up my nigga
You: neva thought i would get another nigga
Stranger: Just enjoying watermellons and popping caps into my home dogs, you know what I am saying, dog?
You: yea dwag
You: dawg
You: are you the giver or reciever
Stranger: Im going with my homedogs to the local Kentucky Fried Chicken, bye.
Stranger: Giver