[Today 08:32 PM] SmExY_AsHLeY: well im leaving need to clean house do dishes cook
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[Today 08:32 PM] SmExY_AsHLeY: well im leaving need to clean house do dishes cook
Lol be careful dude. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
The man that created that quote must have a weak pimp hand. Strong pimp hand must be strong.
Lol Dude you must not know much about women. "It's better to be on the roof than be in a house with a mad woman" If you don't think it's true you need to meet my Mom. She'll bug me until I go crazy
Lmao, I'm only jokingly sexist. I make a lot of sexist jokes but everyone knows I'm kidding. But seriously, women make good sammiches. Not saying its coincidence... but I'm not saying they SHOULDN'T do it(:
LMFAO Last post was fun. And I don't really care. I'm just trying to warn you. Just be Careful. She might come back and kick your ass. :p
She'll have to put down the oven mitts and the cake batter first.
oh hell no!!! LOL
WS im kick your ass!! just let you know my Boy Friend is cooking :D not me =p
ws complete : [Today 08:32 PM] SmExY_AsHLeY: well im leaving need to clean house do dishes cook then take a shower then some kill zombies. lol
damn bad thanks for that!!
grrr
>=|
Mhmmmm sureeee he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmExY_AsHLeY
he did he cooked hamburgers
RiiiiiiiiightQuote:
Originally Posted by SmExY_AsHLeY
oh fuck you lol
Hey I can cook I cook a pretty good spagetti :E:Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
BTW
[Today 05:59 PM xWhite_Shadowx]: At least she knows her job
I told you I told you I told you :p
lol...
gggrr
[Today 05:59 PM xWhite_Shadowx]: At least she knows her job
so not my job
Look down. Unless you see a penis(attached to your body), its your job.
*looks down*Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
nope no penis lol
and just because i don't have a penis does not mean it is my job
no penis, its your job.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmExY_AsHLeY
theres a reason men can fuck you from behind, its defiling....lmao but smexy we love you here<3
:OQuote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
OMG
0.0 don't know what to say lol
but glad I'm loved lol
Says the guy who wasn't allowed to jack off without permission from his girlfriend...Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
Dumbass.
OHHHHHH SNAP Wussy is whipppppppppppppedQuote:
Originally Posted by WhoIsYou
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMTglqxUzH4[/YOUTUBE]
o snap russel is whipped!
OMFG LMFAO!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by WhoIsYou
ahahahahaha
I'm not whipped. And I don't WANT to jack off, when I get free blow jobs. Hey John when's the last time you had a girl's mouth around your penis? Oh yeah and don't say my mom or my sister hurr hurr.
lmfao and so TMIQuote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
wussy keeps his bitch on a leash, so when he wants blow jobs, all he has to do is scream "YO BITCH OPEN YO MOUTH OR ILL PULL THIS STRING AND WE GO BOOM DERKA DERKA DERKA".....john has a mouse, he wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
Lolol Persian jokes you're good bro! Top notch!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
Lolol! sig steal! best sig ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
I'd rather have stolen one sig and actually have had a good looking one than sucking at GFx altogether.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
sounds like you should start practicing?Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
I think everything I've made is good enough? Well, my stuff sucks, but hey, better than your shit. Of course, you gotta bring stuff from the past, and my race on me, because you just aren't funny enough? It's all good. You'll get there one day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
-_- all that comments cuz scruffy said ''no penis, its your job.
theres a reason men can fuck you from behind, its defiling....lmao but smexy we love you here<3'' lol
that's ridiculous
Lmfao, yeah great comeback, sooo original.Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
Truth is, you DO want to, you're just not allowed to.
And even if you didn't want to, the fact remains that you can't touch your own dick without permission.
Whipped.
Pic related:
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_am_whipped_t...00y4ug_400.jpg
Faggot.
saving a render, smudging the background, and adding a border and some text, your great at GFX. not saying im good. cereal, he is good. im just saying, i know as fact some of my work is by far better then yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx
Check out this painting I just made.
http://portraitxpress.files.wordpres.../mona-lisa.jpg
WIY!! THATS BEAUTIFUL!
you should make it a sig!! put a border on it, and your name!! its amazing!!!
Not at all but okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scruffy120
show me something thats decent, the venom sig doesnt count, as its not yours.... thief....Quote:
Originally Posted by xWhite_Shadowx