more blond jokes

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.

Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello".


What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
Tell them a joke on Friday night.

hope you enjoyed them.

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their funny but dude r u trying to compete wit me in jokes?

no im justs spreading the jokes srry if im invadeing ur teratory

naw its ok but ur good at the blonde jokes 2