The Teacher asked Brooklyn Tony, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left."
He replies, "None, they will all fly away b/c of the gunshot"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking"
Brooklyn Tony then says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is licking the sides delicately of her triple scoop ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top off of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well i suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
Which Tony replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
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Brooklyn tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after the other. After his sixth one a man on another park bench says: "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat."
Tony replied, "You know, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Brooklyn Tony answered, "No, but he minded his own ♥♥♥♥ing business."
