Canadian On Omegle

O_O
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What a freak!

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Ew. Why do you use IE?

Re: Canadian On Omegle

Wai he not know who chris hannsen be?

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I use firefox mostly. That time I happened to go on IE and didn't realize it.

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Wow you're bad at that. =/

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: ^___^
You: "Hi!"
Stranger: 한국인?
You: i dont speak arabic so i cant understand you!
You: may i tell you a story?
Stranger: what kind?
You: an emotional one. i'm going to start right now
You: Is this the real life?
You: Is this just fantasy?
You: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
You: Open your eyes.
You: look up to the skies, and see.
You: I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
You: Because I'm easy come
You: easy go
You: little high
You: little low
You: any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me.
You: to me.
You: mama.
You: i just killed a man.
You: put a gun against his head
You: pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Stranger: queen's bohemian rhapsody
You: i suppose you could say that's where I got my influence for this story
You: but really im making this up at the top of my head.
You: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/b..._20112599.html
You: oops
You: well i'm embarassed
You have disconnected.

Re: Canadian On Omegle

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Originally Posted by whoisyou

wow you're bad at that. =/

stfu miniscul let a see u do better =_=

Re: Canadian On Omegle

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Originally Posted by SGT_PiTBULL

stfu miniscul let a see u do better =_=

K, I'll go find some old logs of mine.

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Steve!? You: David?! Stranger: Yes! You: OMG! You: What's up man? Stranger: Not a lot man. You? You: Same shit, different day bro, you know how it is. You: Where are you living these days? Stranger: Everywhere and nowhere man. Same old. You? You: I settled in, living in Montreal at the moment (Canada) no too bad Stranger: Cool cool man. You: You still doing stand up comedy and what not? Stranger: Hell yeah. Stranger: But times are tuff, you know? Money wise. You: Yeah, I get you there.... Anyway, hit me up with a joke bro, I love your shit. Stranger: I'm messing with anti jokes live now-a-days. Stranger: You know. You: Yeah, I know >_> Stranger: What, you don't like? You: No, no, I do, it's always more fun that way. Stranger: Haha. Stranger: "What's worse than rain on your wedding day?" You: what? Stranger: Rape. You: AHAHAHA Stranger: You like it man? You: You get me every time David :D Stranger: Thanks. haha. You: Wow, it's been such a long time, and yet, we both seem to be out of things to say T_T Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Remember years ago? When things were so easy? Life was just good. Flew by. Remember? You: Hell yeah. You: Good old days. Stranger: True dat. Stranger: You still with your girl? You: Nah, we were engaged at one point, but I found out that she was cheating on me =/ You: I wish it would of worked out, but I guess it was for the best... Stranger: That's fucked up man You: How about you? Stranger: Nah. Stranger: just trying everything you know man? You: Hehe, yeah I get you :P Stranger: ;P You: Hey, I'm cool with you liking that and all, just don't be winking at me, David :D Stranger: Oh Steve. Stranger: You make me laugh. You should totally do stand up! Stranger: It'll just be me and you again! Stranger: Like the good old days. You: You know... I just may have to take you up on that. Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Let's do this! Stranger: Dave and Steve hit the stage together again. You: YES! Stranger: I'll get down to Canada as soon as I can man. You: Sounds sick, I'll be waiting Stranger: Good man, cannot wait. You: Give me a call whenever you fly in, I'll pick you up at the airport. Stranger: Will do. You: Anyway, I've been up the last 36 hours or so, I couldn't sleeplast night, so I'm gonna let you go for now bro, don't forgot to call. Stranger: I won't man. Stranger: See you Stranger: take care as well. You: You too man, see you soon. You: Peace. You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: In West Philidelphia... You: Born and raised... You: On the playground... You: Where I spent most of my days... You: Chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool You: And all shootin' some b-bal outside of school... You: When a couple of guys... You: Who were up to no good... Stranger: w00 Stranger: go you You: Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood... You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared... You: She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Pedo Alert :))) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey thur Stranger: asl You: 12, not yet, my bedwoom Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: but u r so little You: :3 You: It takes time to grow! Stranger: what is ur age? You: 12 Stranger: ok Stranger: what do u do You: A lot of stuff You: I don't have school now though You: Holidays Stranger: ok Stranger: happy new year You: you too! Stranger: where from u? You: Canada Stranger: show me ur pic You: I don't have one =[ Stranger: lieing............ You: No my mommy and daddy won't let me give pics to people Stranger: now they r not watching u. Stranger: so show me You: no they'll be upset with me Stranger: they dont get...dont worry You: THEY DO You: they're so mean =[ Stranger: where is ur mom and dad You: sleeping Stranger: so u can send me now You: No they'll find out You: they did last time You: they got really mad at mee Stranger: okkkkkkk Stranger: no problem You: sorry =[ Stranger: u wanna see me You: okay! Stranger: http://imgur.com/uJM4j.jpg Stranger: find me........ You: you all look the same Stranger: i m in center.......... You: Stranger: now ur turn You: I told you I can't! Stranger: give ur e-mail id You: e-mail id?? Stranger: ID Stranger: msn You: I don't know what that is sorry =[ Stranger: u dont know abt the mail id You: no Stranger: by id we send mail to one another You: I don't know how Stranger: okkkkkkkkk dear Stranger: nice chating with u You: Nice chatting withyou too!!! Stranger: bye.........dear.take care You: you too! happy new year! Stranger: same to u Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: hi Stranger: f or m You: male... *Your conversational partner has disconnected.* Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oh! whats occuring? You: just waiting for my cab You: going to bel-air Stranger: jokessss You: nah totally serious Stranger: really? You: yeah You: it's pretty cool, i heard they have license plates there that say "FRESH" You: and they hang dice in the mirrors Stranger: wow, that is too cool Stranger: haha You: i know (: You: My mother is making me go though :/ What a bitch.. You: She got scared because I got in one little fight -_- You: So she's making me go live with my auntie Stranger: are you serious? You: Yeah Stranger: ohh shamee You: Yup Stranger: what did you get into a fight aabout? You: Well there were a couple of guys who were up to no good, you know... Stranger: yeah You: So I thought i'd ask them to stop causing trouble in my neighborhood, but that didn't turn out too well Stranger: ohh dearryy me Stranger: thats a shame, but i reallly dont believe youu You: Why not? Stranger: dunno You: Well I can send you pics when I arrive at my new kingdom Stranger: hah, no need for that, i will believe youu You: You: Anyway, my cab is here, smell ya later homes. You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: i really needed to talk to someone before i died You: yeah i did too... but no one wanted to listen to my problems =[ Stranger: hm...i know its all fun for the ones with a full life, but when ur on the last stage of lung cancer.... and every day maybe your last You: i know how you feel... Stranger: i dont think you do.... You: I accidentally the entire coca colabottle and no one would listen to me... You: They just wouldn't help me Stranger: yeah...something like that...lol Stranger: on a bigger scale though Stranger: You: what can be bigger than the whole bottle?! Stranger: yeah...your right... Stranger: but seriously . at this point... im thinking about all that i could have done... Stranger: i could made a list of the things i wanted to do... You: Nah, then you'd just regret it if you never got to do them all. Stranger: im regretting them now anyways...right? You: got me there... Stranger: You know they say...." at the end of your life, all things are clear"... Stranger: so thats one good thing right?...lol You: yup, dont need to take showers any more, everything is clear, no one can tell if you're dirty Stranger: I die without the taste of the real world....my regrets are without boundaries...what could i change...if i couldnt even Impart to someone else the meaning and measure of life.... You: Well, how about you think about the future instead... Why not haunt someone and have fun while you're dead =] Wasting your time n Omegle can't be the best thing you can come up with to do with your time. You: Go out and live the after life! Stranger: im in the hospital... You: nah, you're dead Stranger: First, you gotta let me die Stranger: lol You: "i really needed to talk to someone before i died" Stranger: well almost... Stranger: well there IS another way to read it right? You: Sorry, I'm not good with that "deeper meaning" stuff :P Stranger: thats cool... Stranger: do good things.... You: =] Stranger: have fun... and fulfill all that you set out for... You: I plan on it =] Stranger: and ill tell you this....There is no God You: I already know that ;) Stranger: oh good... Stranger: whats your name Stranger: ? You: John Stranger: maybe ill put you on my will Stranger: lol Stranger: john what? You: John Chrison Stranger: Where do you live? You: Canada Stranger: specifically. You: Montreal, Quebec Stranger: k Stranger: tell you what...ill give you my black book... Stranger: you can use it if you like... You: o_O Stranger: ull see.... Stranger: it can change your world... You: Sounds interesting Stranger: oh it is.... Stranger: dont open the blue piece of paper(its folded)...unless youve read the whole thing...ok? You: kk Stranger: and ignore the voice...they powerless... Stranger: goog bye John Chrison You: Goobye uh.. ? Sorry didn't catch your name. Stranger: i am Alexander Stranger: but you will recieve it of different name You: Ok Stranger: To Power and Glory John.....to power and glory You: God speed Alexander ;) No wait.. no god.. Oh well, you get what i mean :] Stranger: tell no one.... and remember, never read the blue parchment before reading the book.... Stranger: Ill see you at the white house.... You: =p Stranger: Control of Destiny Stranger: End of Misery Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: sup nigga? Stranger: nigga whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat You: yeah thats all the black i got in me Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: hi Stranger: Hey Asl You: 13/f/cali Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: from? You: canada You: u? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi korean man 30 You: sup austrian dude 40? Stranger: aussie? You: no no You: austria Stranger: ah.. Stranger: what a beutiful place You: yup Stranger: classic Stranger: place You: classical You: music Stranger: yeah Stranger: what r u doing here? You: talking to you apparently You: greetings from korea! Stranger: tomas muster Stranger: thomas muster You: Ash Ketchum Stranger: ketchup? You: no no You: Ketchum Stranger: who is ash? You: me Stranger: ah u? You: i have all 150 slowkemon Stranger: what is that? Stranger: is austrian girl beutiful? You: idk, ur in autria, u should tell me You: austria* Stranger: u r a gay? You: no, im a guy Stranger: i see You: i thought ur blind? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I am your father. Stranger: thats sad to see considering i dont know my father Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i like rusty spoons You: i like rusty forks! You: we're sooo a like! You: wanna marry me? Stranger: yes! You: woot! Stranger: and we can have rust sprok babies Stranger: spork* You: and maybe a set of knives if we're lucky =] Stranger: that'd be like hitting the jackpot@ Stranger: !* Stranger: i need sleep now Stranger: goodnight love You: okay well ill see you soon honey Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ignoring me? Stranger: no, never Stranger: wait...now I am, hah Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Canadian On Omegle

lol i liked the steve and david one.