habooby
03-15-2009, 01:29 PM
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello".
What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
Tell them a joke on Friday night.
hope you enjoyed them.
:BL:
Last year's hide and seek champion.
Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
In case she locks the keys in her car.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello".
What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
Tell them a joke on Friday night.
hope you enjoyed them.
:BL: