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xXDarkFlamezXx
10-30-2008, 11:02 PM
Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in safeway, and starved to death

Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in mattress world, and slept on the floor.

Your mom is so fat, she sat on the rainbow, and skittles came out.

Your baker is so fat, he masturbates to cookbooks.

Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
MasterHacker-
10-30-2008, 11:16 PM
Yo mom is so fat, that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

That made my day :)
nx.dcr
10-30-2008, 11:27 PM
BURN!!! god i cant belive your mom does all of those things :P
Cereal_Man
10-30-2008, 11:33 PM
i cant believe u know how to go on comedy central for jokes
xXDarkFlamezXx
10-30-2008, 11:34 PM
actually, i just heard these from frends...
nx.dcr
10-30-2008, 11:35 PM
noo.... It cant be true dark... tell me these are your jokes... Lol. JKJK ;)
WhoIsYou
10-31-2008, 03:08 AM
Your mom is so fat I can see her from Canada >_<
Warballs
10-31-2008, 04:35 AM
Your mom is so stupid she climed over a window to see wats on the other side... XD
Mako-Infused
10-31-2008, 04:58 AM
your mum is soo fat when she steped on the scale it said "to be continued...."
xXDarkFlamezXx
10-31-2008, 10:30 AM
your mom is so fat, she has to take a shit in the ocean
Scruffy120
10-31-2008, 03:46 PM
your mom's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter, and waited for gum balls to fall out.
your mom's so stupid she put the TV dinner in the VCR.
your mom's so stupid she tripped on a wireless telephone.
your mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
and my personal favorite:
your mom's so fat when she saw the school bus go by your house, she ran out and chased it cuz she thought it was a twinky.

.....dont remember where i heard them all but mostly my friends xD
CaNANDian
10-31-2008, 08:35 PM
Yo momma's so fat that she's on both sides of the family :o
Slimjim0617
11-01-2008, 12:53 AM
yo mommas so ugly, she could trick or treat over the telephone.
yo mommas so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
SGT_PiTBULL
11-30-2008, 09:54 PM
Your mom is so dirty her @ss looks like 2 pigs fighting over a piece of chocolate.
Scruffy120
11-30-2008, 10:15 PM
Your mom is so dirty her @ss looks like 2 pigs fighting over a piece of chocolate.

LMFAO....i nearly cryed....
Blaze_Fire
11-30-2008, 10:37 PM
Yo momma's so fat that she's on both sides of the family :o
My fav =]
xWhite_Shadowx
12-01-2008, 12:01 AM
your mom's so fat, i went whale watching and we pulled up at her house
WhoIsYou
12-01-2008, 01:32 AM
Your mom so fat we're living on her
SGT_PiTBULL
12-01-2008, 02:06 AM
Your mom is so fat, she needs wheels on her @ss to move around.
WhoIsYou
12-01-2008, 03:13 AM
You're so ugly your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
SGT_PiTBULL
12-01-2008, 10:49 AM
Your momma is so fat she tripped and started to roll and made WhoIsYou cross the street in Canada.
SGT_PiTBULL
12-01-2008, 07:49 PM
=[
I was gonna make a joke saying "Why did who is you cross the road?" "Because your momma tripped and rolled down the hill"

But i went with that since all u are talking about your momma jokes.
Your momma jokes are insulting. If people take offense to the joke it's insulting them.

Edit: WhoIsYou, go ahead and infract me. :(
Edit: I support Canada! http://www.codinghs.com/forums/group.php?groupid=8
Fiend009
12-01-2008, 08:31 PM
Your momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.
Cereal_Man
12-02-2008, 01:10 AM
^ stolen from "meet the spartans"
Fiend009
12-02-2008, 08:08 PM
^ stolen from "meet the spartans"

Yeah I know. I forgot to add that yesterday when I posted it. It's still pretty funny.
xWhite_Shadowx
12-08-2008, 11:33 PM
your mom's so fat, she fell of a ship and a boat docked on her and said "I claim zis island in ze name of France!"
Aukele
04-26-2009, 12:19 AM
yo momma is like a bag of chips free to lay