View Full Version : if u were the last man on earth wat would u do?
soldierkid2057
08-26-2008, 10:40 PM
would u steal gamestop? pee on washington dc? etc
WhoIsYou
08-26-2008, 10:59 PM
If I was the last man on earth, I'd have sex with women and procreate, :)
soldierkid2057
08-26-2008, 11:04 PM
wat if thre was no women?
xWhite_Shadowx
08-26-2008, 11:11 PM
he has both female/male genitals, he will impregnate himself
soldierkid2057
08-26-2008, 11:16 PM
lol,4 me all i would do is play half-life until i die
xXDarkFlamezXx
08-26-2008, 11:28 PM
lol,4 me all i would do is play half-life until i die
no one to play with since u last man on earth ;)
soldierkid2057
08-26-2008, 11:34 PM
the single player has more than 10 teammates and enemys AT THE SAME TIME....its very,very loud and scary i will NEVER b bored
jimmywilldie
08-28-2008, 10:21 PM
id go and find come frozen eggs and injaculate all ovr them and procreate
deadlytom
08-29-2008, 09:31 AM
lmfao, play half life til u die, u have no life thats so jokes
i would light the whitehouse on fire for my fireplace
and go trash ppl's houses for fun
Scruffy120
08-29-2008, 09:34 AM
i would do EVERYTHING im not allowed to do now =p......play with fire =]
WhoIsYou
08-29-2008, 12:47 PM
i would do EVERYTHING im not allowed to do now =p......play with fire =]
WHAAAAT!!!? you can't play with fire? Wtf is wrong with you people??? :D
Scruffy120
08-29-2008, 03:58 PM
WHAAAAT!!!? you can't play with fire? Wtf is wrong with you people??? :D
i can now, but id have MORE fire if no one was around to stop me =p
xWhite_Shadowx
08-29-2008, 05:51 PM
I would use a fleshlight and ejaculate onto the Statue Of Liberty and live my life on fast food and more.
Scruffy120
08-29-2008, 05:57 PM
I would use a fleshlight and ejaculate onto the Statue Of Liberty and live my life on fast food and more.
....whos gunna make the fast food?
xWhite_Shadowx
08-29-2008, 05:59 PM
Me? its not hard just yell "Supa sie!?" and put the fries in the fryer :]
WhoIsYou
08-29-2008, 05:59 PM
....whos gunna make the fast food?
Pft McDonalds food has so many preservatives it'll last for months, and by then after eating that for so long he'll die anyway, so he has nothing to worry about.
Scruffy120
08-29-2008, 06:08 PM
Pft McDonalds food has so many preservatives it'll last for months, and by then after eating that for so long he'll die anyway, so he has nothing to worry about.
you've obviously never had a cold french fry >_>
WhoIsYou
08-29-2008, 06:13 PM
you've obviously never had a cold french fry >_>
hes not crippled, he can dip them back in the oil and turn on the heat, or even better just cook them himself, it only takes a few minutes...
All the food is there in the freezer so wtv...
And there's other fast food joints,he'll never run out before he dies...
xWhite_Shadowx
08-29-2008, 06:26 PM
i will also start a civilization by living amongst monkeys and lions and zimbabweans
__STRELOK__
08-29-2008, 08:48 PM
i wud do everything i ever wanted
jimmywilldie
08-29-2008, 08:49 PM
id find all the dead bodys and ♥♥♥♥ them hard
WhoIsYou
08-29-2008, 09:03 PM
id find all the dead bodys and ♥♥♥♥ them hard
I hope your pen0r gets diseases =]
ouchy2
08-30-2008, 06:16 PM
LOL! this is prolly the funniest thread ever!
Well i would...find all the ps3's i could, play mgs4 and then burn them.
Then i would go and sleep at Who's house, find his dead body and do bad things to him (becaise he's dead, he wouldnt care, right who?)
OOOOO also ive always wanted to drop a person, or bowling ball, of the Empire state building and see what happens. And finally I'd go to bill gates house and play vide games and eat GOOD stuff till i go bye bye
.-Jok3r-.
09-04-2008, 03:35 PM
ill go have s3x with the last womman on earth.. Duh~
soldierkid2057
09-06-2008, 05:35 PM
ouchy ur mind is more funnier than white shadow lol
Mako-Infused
09-06-2008, 05:58 PM
i will also start a civilization by living amongst monkeys and lions and zimbabweans
rasict bur funny! I cant stop laughfing
soldierkid2057
09-06-2008, 06:05 PM
how can u fuk a monkey when monkeys have aids
Mako-Infused
09-07-2008, 10:51 AM
i would cry
WhoIsYou
09-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Why would you cry you little pansy?
Scared to be alone?
Afraid of the dark?
:(
Mako-Infused
09-07-2008, 11:02 AM
no im a 15 year old who hasnt enjoyed life due to skol (im getting a's) then every 1 dies and i did that 4 nothing
WhoIsYou
09-07-2008, 11:07 AM
No, at least you won't be stupid and you'll be able to save yourself.
soldierkid2057
09-07-2008, 03:37 PM
and u can just rob the bank and just say u earned ur money with ur "EduCaTiOn"
_PRaLiNeS_
09-08-2008, 09:54 PM
ehem:
throw bodies off of buildings to see them pop when they hit the ground.
try every drug i can get my hands on.
have sex with the dead women.
play baseball
go parkouring all over the place,
xWhite_Shadowx
09-08-2008, 10:00 PM
ehem:
throw bodies off of buildings to see them pop when they hit the ground.
try every drug i can get my hands on.
have sex with the dead women.
play baseball
go parkouring all over the place,
Now THERE'S the American dream.
soldierkid2057
09-09-2008, 12:02 AM
ppl dont talk like that these days
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