Deep down, every woman knows their job

[xWhite_Shadowx]

[Today 08:32 PM] SmExY_AsHLeY: well im leaving need to clean house do dishes cook

[Darth Bane]

Lol be careful dude. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

[xWhite_Shadowx]

The man that created that quote must have a weak pimp hand. Strong pimp hand must be strong.

[Darth Bane]

Lol Dude you must not know much about women. "It's better to be on the roof than be in a house with a mad woman" If you don't think it's true you need to meet my Mom. She'll bug me until I go crazy

[xWhite_Shadowx]

Lmao, I'm only jokingly sexist. I make a lot of sexist jokes but everyone knows I'm kidding. But seriously, women make good sammiches. Not saying its coincidence... but I'm not saying they SHOULDN'T do it(:

[Darth Bane]

LMFAO Last post was fun. And I don't really care. I'm just trying to warn you. Just be Careful. She might come back and kick your ass. :p

[xWhite_Shadowx]

She'll have to put down the oven mitts and the cake batter first.

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

oh hell no!!! LOL

WS im kick your ass!! just let you know my Boy Friend is cooking :D not me =p

[bad00boy]

ws complete : [Today 08:32 PM] SmExY_AsHLeY: well im leaving need to clean house do dishes cook then take a shower then some kill zombies. lol

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

damn bad thanks for that!!

grrr

>=|

[xWhite_Shadowx]

oh hell no!!! LOL

WS im kick your ass!! just let you know my Boy Friend is cooking :D not me =p

Mhmmmm sureeee he is.

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

he did he cooked hamburgers

[xWhite_Shadowx]

he did he cooked hamburgers

Riiiiiiiiight

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

oh fuck you lol

[Darth Bane]

Mhmmmm sureeee he is.

Hey I can cook I cook a pretty good spagetti :E:

BTW

[Today 05:59 PM xWhite_Shadowx]: At least she knows her job

I told you I told you I told you :p

[bad00boy]

lol...

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

gggrr


[Today 05:59 PM xWhite_Shadowx]: At least she knows her job


so not my job

[xWhite_Shadowx]

Look down. Unless you see a penis(attached to your body), its your job.

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

Look down. Unless you see a penis(attached to your body), its your job.

*looks down*

nope no penis lol

and just because i don't have a penis does not mean it is my job

[Scruffy120]

*looks down*

nope no penis lol

and just because i don't have a penis does not mean it is my job

no penis, its your job.
theres a reason men can fuck you from behind, its defiling....lmao but smexy we love you here<3

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

no penis, its your job.
theres a reason men can fuck you from behind, its defiling....lmao but smexy we love you here<3

:O

OMG

0.0 don't know what to say lol

but glad I'm loved lol

[WhoIsYou]

The man that created that quote must have a weak pimp hand. Strong pimp hand must be strong.

Says the guy who wasn't allowed to jack off without permission from his girlfriend...

Dumbass.

[SonniE]

Says the guy who wasn't allowed to jack off without permission from his girlfriend...

Dumbass.
OHHHHHH SNAP Wussy is whippppppppppppped

[BLack_OpsKiLLa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMTglqxUzH4

o snap russel is whipped!

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

Says the guy who wasn't allowed to jack off without permission from his girlfriend...

Dumbass.

OMFG LMFAO!!!!

ahahahahaha

[xWhite_Shadowx]

I'm not whipped. And I don't WANT to jack off, when I get free blow jobs. Hey John when's the last time you had a girl's mouth around your penis? Oh yeah and don't say my mom or my sister hurr hurr.

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

I'm not whipped. And I don't WANT to jack off, when I get free blow jobs. Hey John when's the last time you had a girl's mouth around your penis? Oh yeah and don't say my mom or my sister hurr hurr.

lmfao and so TMI

[Scruffy120]

I'm not whipped. And I don't WANT to jack off, when I get free blow jobs. Hey John when's the last time you had a girl's mouth around your penis? Oh yeah and don't say my mom or my sister hurr hurr.

wussy keeps his bitch on a leash, so when he wants blow jobs, all he has to do is scream "YO BITCH OPEN YO MOUTH OR ILL PULL THIS STRING AND WE GO BOOM DERKA DERKA DERKA".....john has a mouse, he wins.

[xWhite_Shadowx]

wussy keeps his bitch on a leash, so when he wants blow jobs, all he has to do is scream "YO BITCH OPEN YO MOUTH OR ILL PULL THIS STRING AND WE GO BOOM DERKA DERKA DERKA".....john has a mouse, he wins.

Lolol Persian jokes you're good bro! Top notch!

[Scruffy120]

Lolol Persian jokes you're good bro! Top notch!

Lolol! sig steal! best sig ever!

[xWhite_Shadowx]

Lolol! sig steal! best sig ever!

I'd rather have stolen one sig and actually have had a good looking one than sucking at GFx altogether.

[Scruffy120]

I'd rather have stolen one sig and actually have had a good looking one than sucking at GFx altogether.

sounds like you should start practicing?

[xWhite_Shadowx]

sounds like you should start practicing?

I think everything I've made is good enough? Well, my stuff sucks, but hey, better than your shit. Of course, you gotta bring stuff from the past, and my race on me, because you just aren't funny enough? It's all good. You'll get there one day.

[bad00boy]

-_- all that comments cuz scruffy said ''no penis, its your job.
theres a reason men can fuck you from behind, its defiling....lmao but smexy we love you here<3'' lol
that's ridiculous

[WhoIsYou]

I'm not whipped. And I don't WANT to jack off, when I get free blow jobs. Hey John when's the last time you had a girl's mouth around your penis? Oh yeah and don't say my mom or my sister hurr hurr.

Lmfao, yeah great comeback, sooo original.
Truth is, you DO want to, you're just not allowed to.
And even if you didn't want to, the fact remains that you can't touch your own dick without permission.

Whipped.


Pic related:
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_am_whipped_tshirt-p235579611894174600y4ug_400.jpg

Faggot.

[Scruffy120]

I think everything I've made is good enough? Well, my stuff sucks, but hey, better than your shit. Of course, you gotta bring stuff from the past, and my race on me, because you just aren't funny enough? It's all good. You'll get there one day.

saving a render, smudging the background, and adding a border and some text, your great at GFX. not saying im good. cereal, he is good. im just saying, i know as fact some of my work is by far better then yours.

[WhoIsYou]

Check out this painting I just made.

http://portraitxpress.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mona-lisa.jpg

[Scruffy120]

WIY!! THATS BEAUTIFUL!
you should make it a sig!! put a border on it, and your name!! its amazing!!!

[xWhite_Shadowx]

saving a render, smudging the background, and adding a border and some text, your great at GFX. not saying im good. cereal, he is good. im just saying, i know as fact some of my work is by far better then yours.

Not at all but okay.

[Scruffy120]

Not at all but okay.

show me something thats decent, the venom sig doesnt count, as its not yours.... thief....

[Pain_ELementaL]

Scruffy, drop it.

[xWhite_Shadowx]

show me something thats decent, the venom sig doesnt count, as its not yours.... thief....

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/xWhite_Shadowx/Untitled-57copy.png

Actually won a SOTW, used nothing but Jack Skellington render.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/xWhite_Shadowx/Untitled-47copy.png

Cereal said he liked this a lot^

Used similar styles to create the background and just about everything in these two, used nothing but the renders.

[WhoIsYou]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2nqdv03.png

I rike mah jawk skellingtawn

[SmExY_AsHLeY]

you guys went so off topic LOL

love it =p

[ACiiD TRiiP]

this is a way of topic but oh well i guess us boys have to brag